Ginger Spice: Miracle Worker

March 12, 2008 / Posted by:

I’ve always known in my heart of hearts that Ginger Spice’s sumptuous angel voice does miracles, but now there’s proof. 14-year-old Jessica Knight was left in a coma after she was stabbed and suffered a stroke. The young girl was clinging to life when Geri Halliwell made a visit to her hospital bed. Geri wanted to heal Jessica the only way she knew how…..with her voice.

A source said, “Geri sang a couple of lines of one of their songs and Jessica started moving her arms and legs. It was amazing. We were all in fits of giggles because we were so relieved and it was just so funny seeing her legs move to Geri’s singing. The next day, she opened her eyes for the first time. You just don’t expect to be sitting in the hospital and for Geri Halliwell to walk in. She gave me a big hug and said that Jessica’s story had really touched her.

The young Jessica doesn’t remember Geri visiting her at all. Yeah, I tend to block every memory I have of the Spice Girls too. Well, except Spice World The Movie. That was the shit right there.

Doctors didn’t want to break the news to Geri that the real reason Jessica moved her arms and legs was because Geri’s hideous voice almost sent the girl into another seizure.

Jessica is doing well and is going home soon. All thanks to Geri!


Thanks Robert

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