Friend Of Xanax

March 12, 2008 / Posted by:

John Mayer always keeps a bottle of Xanax on him just in case he has a bitchy freak out. He told Best Life Magazine that after his first major anxiety attack he realized he needed help from a little pill, “You can create dark neighborhoods in your mind as easily as you can create rural wonderlands. And the day I realized that was one of the worst days of my life. It sent me on quite a spin. I went on a bender. An anxiety bender.”

He doesn’t pop it all the time, but just when he needs to chill out, “Because there are these incidental kinds of loopholes in my brain, where the wires can cross for a second and the hard drive crashes.”

Uh…huh…yeah. Give me a few of those Xanax, because that’s the only way I can deal. Does John pull that asshole talk on chicks he tries to pick up in bars? I’m sure tramps totally squirt over that kind of language.

Xanax never worked for me. Who needs Xanax when you have weed and Ovaltine?

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