Excuse Her Beauty

March 12, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

CoCo signed autographs last night at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone in NYC last night and I wasn’t there. I am so mad I could pull the tampon out of my ass. I would give anything to be face to franken titty with the lovely and elegant CoCo. She needs someone like me to tell her that those magnificent chichis of hers are looking ill. Seriously, stick a thermometer in those things. I think those wonk tits have the flu. Her right one is melting. Girl, have your pimp daddy take you to the free clinic in Jersey to get that shit worked out.

She is still one of the most stunning women in the world. Coco, the face (and body) that launched a thousand ships. Wait, more like “launched a thousand shits.” Well, her beauty is so intense that it gives you the runs!

Tags: CoCo, Samantha Cole

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