Calling All Drunk Skanks!

March 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Just in time for Spring Break!

The Joe
is out! TMZ is reporting that Joe Francis agreed to a plea deal with Panama City, FL to keep his hairy ass out of jail. I don’t know if it’s hairy, but it looks that way to me. Hairy on the cheeks and hole.

He pleaded no contest to filming underaged chicks and was sentenced to time served. He will be on 6-months of unsupervised probation and he can’t film in the area for 3 years. That sucks, because I’m sure Panama City is just filled with drunk sluts willing to humiliate themselves and their families for $20.

They will also give Joe back his Ferrari and $60,000 they confiscated from him. Joe might be back in Los Angeles as early as tonight.

Okay, Joe is sort of hot….right? Sort of? You’d let him nudge the tip in. A little? Ugh, I totally would and now I think I have to barf.

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