Britney Needs New Dick
March 12, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Brit Brit is still sitting on the landing strip. I’m sure they match up their landing strips and laugh for days about it.
Adnan Ghalib made a little visit to her house last night and was given permission to enter. Look at this douche. Brit, we know you’re horny and need your corn muffin buttered, but it’s time to let the douche go. Everything about Adnan says douche! DOUCHE! Shit, I even think “smet” is French for douche.
That being said, I’d still hit it. Well, I like landing strips. Think of all the silly airplane noises you can make during sexy times.
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