Britney Is Bored

March 12, 2008 / Posted by:

OK! Magazine takes us inside Britney’s “princess palace” this week. Plug your nose, because I call it to the poop palace. According to them, Britney is trapped inside her $7.2 million Studio City mansion. She plays dress up all day, because Daddy Spears won’t let her go outside to play. She texts all her friends about how bored she is.

A source said that Brit changes outfits at least 3 times a day. She also has a set of clothes called the “fat clothes” for when she’s feeling bloated or out of shape. She needs to put those clothes on more often.

The best part of the story is a source said Brit keeps a shrine to Justin Timberlake. “She’s obsessed with him. She has pictures of them together and has devoted a private area just to celebrate him.”

The source is definitely mistaken. They probably accidentally stumbled into Sam Lutfi’s old room. I can see him dressing up in Brit’s pink wig and rubbing his genitals all over his Justin T shrine.

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