Waffles With A Side Of Douche
Kid Rock was arrested last October at a Waffle House in the Atlanta area for getting involved in some tool fight over a girl. Kid Pebble (Tommy Lee really is the best) will be returning to the Waffle House for a charity event. He’s not going to the exact one, but he’ll be taking orders and signing autographs at one in Duluth, Georgia. The money raised is going to a local homeless shelter.
I’m sorry. I would not want Kid Rock serving me food. I’d have to ask for a different server. He has Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton cooties. Those two names together just make me want to break out the rubber gloves.
So…I’ve been to Waffle House once in Florida, but I’m pretty sure I was wasted and suffering from major butt burn. Butt burn from nude sunbathing not from the other thing. You are so nasty. Wash your brains out with Palmolive. Anyway, I don’t remember what they served there, so I looked up their menu. This shit is not delicious! They are called Waffle House, so shouldn’t they have 10 million kinds of waffles? They have regular, chocolate chip and sweet cream. Boring! The least they could do is serve a waffle, male syrup, sausage and cheese casserole. I had that mess before. I was barfing up a balanced breakfast by noon.