There’s Nothing Wrong With Vicodin
Hugh Laurie has played with a little Vicodin in the past, because he wanted to understand what his character on “House” goes through. Those nutso actors. Hugh’s character on the show is addicted to the lovely V drug.
Hugh said, “I wouldn’t recommend it — we have to be careful. But then again … if you’re not in pain it gives a floaty, pleasurable feeling.” I’d fucking recommend it. Vicodin: Itt’s what for dinner. Vicodin is fine as long as you take it with champagne and on an empty stomach. You might go into violent convulsions and possibly fall into a coma, but it’s worth it. There’s not like dancing on the vicodin cloud. I’m not a crackhead…I…swear…
Hugh also talked about watching himself on TV, “I don’t watch regularly. I avert my eyes when my children have it on. I hate seeing myself, but it’s even worse hearing my American accent … I had no idea I sound so retarded, a dull monotone, full of clunking mistakes.” Neurotic much? Have another Vicodin!
And because we’re on the topic of Hugh, here’s what he said about moving to Los Angeles, “I have this vague feeling that the moment I’m comfortable with my place in the world there’ll be retribution. That’s one reason I didn’t want my family to live here. The moment we put down roots the whole thing will be called off.” Jeeez. He needs to chill. Take two Vicodins before each bowel movement, Hugh.