Meg Ryan Will Never Learn

March 11, 2008 / Posted by:

I thought Meg Ryan was past the whole “stretching her face like Gumby” phase. She just can’t help herself. If she pulls her face anymore, her eyes will be in her fucking ears and her nose will be on her forehead. She’ll be a real-life Picasso.

Tom Hanks looks like he has food in his mouth, but is having trouble swallowing it. He probably caught an up-close glance of Meg. Spit it into your napkin, Tom. It’s the classy thing to do.

Here’s Meg and Tom at the Rock and Rock Hall of Fame ceremony last night. What the hell were they doing there?

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