Leelee Sobieski Might Be A Serial Killer

March 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Leelee Sobieski likes to collect the hair of celebrities. She said she currently has strands of Albert Brooks, Tim Allen, Martin Short and Stanley Kubrick. She is looking for more.

Leelee said, I might show them all as an artwork.”

I can picture her saying that sentence with bloodshot eyes while picking at the skin on her fingers. She probably keeps the hair in a little pink shoe box. If anybody even sneezes on them, she has to perform a cleansing ritual involving Selsun Blue and the blood of a virgin pigeon.

And I thought my hobby of collecting random dog turds on the street was cuckoo, but this is just bizarre! Seriously, this lady came up to me once on the street when I was about to pick up my dog’s poo and she offered to do it for me. New York is the land of shit lovers.

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