Madge was induced into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night in NYC and it was a night full of laughs. Douche extraordinare Justin Timberlake introduced the Vadge one and used this time to make a joke about Brit Brit Spears.
He said, “The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple.” Is Jay Leno writing his jokes?
He went on to say, “She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience. Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn.” Leno is totally writing his jokes.
When Madge finally accepted her award she called the audience “motherfuckers” and talked about her past drug use. She’s so hardcore rock and roll. She said she split a tab of ecstasy with an A&R exec Michael Rosenblatt after she gave him her demo tape. She also talked about smoking joints in front of her publicist, Liz Rosenberg, back in the day.
Madge didn’t perform, but Iggy Pop performed “Burning Up” and “Ray of Light.” Iggy has to be at least 150 years old and he’s still hot as hell. This is Matthew McConaughey in 20 years, because Iggy never wears a fucking shirt. He has like heroin muscles.
Madge’s face is frozen in time. I think she had a battle with botox and lost. I also see a little hair on her chinny chin chin. Madge, stop with the lifting and botox and get your shit waxed! Her eyebrows will be touching her hairline in no time.
The outfit is horrendous, but I’m too busy trying to figure out what’s going on with her face and hair! She looks like a Batman character.
Congrats to Madge! Again, lay off the botox and pick up a joint like in the old days.