Hot Pepaw Alert

March 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Dennis Quaid is 53 and he looks like this. How fucking depressing. I really need to hit the gym. I’ll do that right after I finish my 5th double stuffed Oreo. Dennis should do Playgirl….with his brother Randy Quaid. I really want to see those two side-by-side and shirtless. It would be like the before and after on a Lipo-6 commercial.

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