Crackhead Leading The Crackhead
Dreamboat Pete Doherty plans to visit several public housing projects in England to help out heroin addicts. A laugh! Pete is doing it all for a new reality show. He will stay with families in the housing projects and work with the heroin addicted youth.
A source said, “Pete really hopes to be able to use his own experiences to help these youths. Hopefully they will be inspired by his visit.”
Inspired? They are probably shitting themselves. Well, shitting themselves, because heroin addicts tend to do that. They are excited, because Petey will teach them how to shoot heroin through their pee hole and hide crack in their ass hole. It’s probably the first time in their lives they will actually sit and take notes.
Petey is also helping Wino’s Blake Incarcerated. Pete is trying to get Blaaake to have an opiate-suppressing implant put in to help him kick drugs. Pete claims it helped him. Oh please! Pete probably pulled that implant out, cooked it up and then smoked it.
Pete’s new reality show is set to premiere later this year.