Amy Winehouse Needs An Exorcism

March 11, 2008 / Posted by:

One of the world’s leading exorcists wants to help Amy Wino by ridding her of the demons that live inside. Um…I think those demonds write her music. Reverand Bob Larson from Denver has conducted nearly 10,000 exorcisms and thinks he’s Wino’s only hope.

The Rev told The Daily Star, “She is obviously suffering from drug addictions and other problems but the likelihood is that is not all. People are more susceptible to being possessed when they have bruised souls and I think Amy is a classic example. A lot of the time people appear utterly ordinary to the outside world but inside they are in living hell.”

He also doesn’t want to stop with Amy. He thinks he can help Britney Spears too, “Britney is another classic example. She obviously has multiple personalities which is another tell-tale sign.

The Rev is currently promoting a new he’s on in the UK called The Real Exorcist. Quick! Get Vh1 on the phone. I’ve got a new show idea. Celebrity Exorcisms with Marguerite Perrin! Everyone in Hollywood is dark-sided, so we would always have plenty of subjects. Ratings gold!

He’s right. Wino and Brit totally need a hardcore exorcism.

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