The Gay Divorce

Look at Gay Al trying to be all macho and shit. Girlfriend please. You don’t need to show me how your boyfriends fist your power bottom ass. I really don’t need to know and it doesn’t go with my morning Sanka.

So….The National Enquirer (via MSNBC) reports that the fairy (being Gay Al) tale marriage of Star Jones and Gay Al is over. And they said it wouldn’t last. Well, they were right! Gay Al has already moved out of their apartment and is living in Miami where he can freely prance around his speedo.

A source said, “They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart. Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’”

Star never liked the fact that she was the breadwinner and support in the relationship, “I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”

Of course she did all the heavy lifting. Gay Al didn’t want to ruin his manicure. If Star wanted all those things she probably should have married a man that didn’t like men. Just a thought.

Expect the denials any minute now. Gay Al will say, “Girrrrrrrrrllll, they are lying! Queens are just jelly! Mama Star and Queen Al are doing fiinnnee. We are fierce and we know it. Haters to the left….to the left!!”

Thanks Lauren