Spitzer For President!

March 10, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I usually don’t cover politics, because this is some hot shit. The Governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer, told officials this morning that he’s been involved in a high-class prostitution ring operating out of Staten Island. The New York Times reports that Eliot canceled all of his day’s events and has been holed with his top aides in his NYC apartment.

Last week a hooker ring called the Emperor’s Club was raided and 4 people were arrested. Officials would not say if this is the ring Elliot was involved in. Gawker reports that Emperor’s Club rented out hookers for $1,000 to $5,500 per hour.

Eliot Spitzer has been married to Silda Wall Spitzer (above) since 1987. They have three daughters.

$5,500 per hour?! Are they fucking King Midas? If I’m going to pay you $5,500 per hour, you better turn my dick to gold.

Spitzer is fucked and not in the way he’s used to. Spitzer for President!!!

Thanks Marie

Tags: Crackheads, Dumbasses, Hookers, Hotness, Talk Shows, Uncomfortable

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