His Fourth Choice

March 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Ex-Scientologist, Marc Headley, is the latest bitch to claim Katie Holmes was Tom Cruise’s fourth choice as his wife and mother of his child. When TomKat were first created there were so many rumors that Tom held a casting call for future wives under the guise that they were auditioning for a role in the new Mission Impossible movie.

Marc told the News of the World (via PageSix.com) that Tom told his best girlfriend and Scientology leader, David Miscavige, that he was having trouble finding chicks. The church sent out the casting call. Scientologists Sofia Milos and Erika Christensen were presented to Tom, but he wanted bigger stars.

Marc said, “They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order. Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn’t do a tape…

Katie was their fourth choice and she showed up to the Scientology center for an audition. Tom apparently told David that when he met Katie he knew she was the one. He’s probably a Dawson’s Creek fan. He only watched to see if James Van Der Beek would take off his shirt that episode or not.

Can you imagine if Jessica Alba took the bait. That would be amazing. I would love to see her try and keep her fat mouth shut about Tommy Girl’s secrets. And of course I believe this shit! I’m pretty sure Tommy also held a casting call for babies he can model Suri Cruise after. Somewhere in China, there’s a Suri twin.

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