Cindy Crawford And Her Perfect Looking Family

March 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Is there anything wrong with these people? They are perfect. I bet you their shit doesn’t stink. If it does smell, it smells like lavender and honey. Yeah, what am I saying! They don’t shit. They probably don’t have toilets in their house.

Here’s Cindy Crawford’s gorgeous family at a John Varvatos charity event yesterday. Cindy’s son, Presley, totally has Heather Locklear hair. That is a compliment! I want Heather Locklear hair. Because I’m worth it.

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