Last night was the premiere of Ashton Kutcher’s show prank show “Pop Fiction.” The show takes annoying celebrities and helps them pull pranks on the media and paparazzi. As you know, the whole Paris Hilton sucking Shaman dick proved to be a prank.
Avril Lavigne also pulled her own prank. She put on a fake baby bump and went shopping for baby clothes on Robertson. I covered it here and so the dumb bitch got me. You win Avril. You are so sneaky. Not only do you have the voice of an angel, but you are a prankster among pranksters.
The show was somewhat entertaining, but it also proved to me why I rip on these celebrities. They are annoying, delusional and they think they are shit. When Avril was pulling the prank she said something about how it was going to be everywhere like bitch is important. The rumor was already there, so it kind of defeated the purpose. At the end of the day, Avril is still annoying.
The show has promise, but I have a feeling Paris and Avril are probably the biggest stars Ashton could get. I’m expecting pranks featuring illustrious A-listers like Brandon Davis, some bitch on American Idol and Paula Abdul’s dealer.
And I also think most of us take all these rumors with a grain of salt. It’s entertainment to us and we could really give a fuck. Who am I fooling? I wake up in sweats wondering if Avril Lavigne is really pregnant or not.
I’m hoping Rumer Willis’ entire existence is a prank part of Pop Fiction.