$1,500 Doesn’t Buy That Many Frapps
March 10, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
The Commish ruled today that Brit Brit Spears is getting an allowance. She may make $700,000 + a month, but she’s only getting $1,500 a week. Daddy Spears will give her a debit card each week. He currently makes $2,500 a week for being in charge of all her shit.
Brit’s lawyer said the decision was made “so she can spend money, have her freedom, and make choices about how she wants to enjoy her life.”
$1,500 a week only buys like 10 Frapps and 25 Slim Jims. She’s going to have a few hard decisions ahead of her. Methinks this new allowance is going to turn Britney on to a life of crime. She’s going to storm Starbucks with one of her boys’ water guns and demand they let her lick up all the freshly Frapped blenders.
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