I took me a while to realize this was not the actual Christian from Project Runway. Last night’s Saturday Night Live featured a skit with Amy Poehler playing Christian for a new show called Fierce: The Hot Mess Make-Over Show. I think SNL has created a monster, because Bravo executives probably had an emergency 1:30am meeting to actually put this show together. I can honestly picture seeing this crap on TV with the exact same dialogue.
The word “fierce” has raped my ears to the point that they are raw and bleeding. Can we finally bury it? Tyra Banks can sing at the memorial and Christian can give the eulogy.