Carmit Bachar of The Pussycat Dolls has announced that she’s leaving the group. The girls probably found out that doll didn’t have a pussy. Carmit wrote on the group’s website:
Dear PCD fans,
I wanted to be the first to tell you that I am no longer in the Pussycat Dolls but we will always be sisters forever! Thanks to all the dedicated fans for your unconditional love and support! Exciting news is coming and I promise to keep you all posted!
That bitch was my favorite! I always love the ones with dicks. She’s probably going to finally get the snip. You go Carmit! Skip into the world and become the woman you’ve always wanted to be.
Since there’s an opening the group, I’d like to the propose the perfect (and I mean perfect) replacement. This bitch was born to be a Pussycat Doll. And I present to you: