Poor Tori

March 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Poor little Tori Spelling almost went bankrupt from shopping too much. Tori’s fug ass told 20/20 that she put hundreds of thousands of dollars on her credit cards. Tori blamed her childhood for the reason she almost went broke. She never had to worry about cash, because her billionaire pepaw bought her whatever she wanted.

Tori said, “I know that might sounds shallow to people, but that was my reality. I would sit and watch my Mom order stuff online, or in a catalogue see a sweater and order it in 10 different colours. I thought ‘I have my own money – that’s what I should do’.

She decided to go back to work to pay off the bills from her bad shopping habits. Tori said she was too proud to ask daddy.

Let’s be real, that bitch asked daddy. When is Tori going to learn that spending thousands of dollars on expensive outfits isn’t going to hide her fug! What she needs to do is invest in a paper bag for her face. I know, I’m so harsh on Tori. I never liked her ass. I always wondered why the hell Kelly and Brenda were friends with Donna Martin. Why?! I still don’t know to this day.

They actually made Tori look semi-decent on 20/20. They probably brought in a Broadway lighting designer, put several filters on the camera and packed that bitch with make-up.

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