George Clooney’s interview in the new Esquire is actually pretty entertaining and I hate reading that kind of crap. A.J. Jacobs interviews George and they talk about everything from his beef with Fabio to “2 Girls, 1 Cup” to all the gay rumors about him. For the most of the interview they go through the internet to find out what people are saying about The Clooney.
on Fabio beating him up:
“Yeah, that’s probably true. He’s a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you’re thinking, ‘If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn’t shake that.”
on a website calling him gay, gay, gay:
“No, I’m gay, gay. The third gay – that was pushing it.”
on Rupert Everett saying the Ocean’s movies were cancer:
“Where did that come from? You kind of go, Dude, weren’t you in Dunston Checks in?“
Then the conversation gets into 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Georgie tells a story about how a friend told him to look up this YouTube video of a monkey smelling his ass and then passing out. A.J. then asks Georgie if he’s ever seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Georgie insists the dude show it him. The dude tells George that it might scar him forever, but George doesn’t care.
They finally watch it and after a few seconds George says, “It’s not that bad.” A few seconds later he shouts, “Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!” and runs from the room. George’s PR dude then wants to get in on the action and says he can last longer than George did. PR dude lasts 3 seconds.
Oh please George! Don’t act like you’ve never taken a load of shit to the mouth before. I’m sure that’s how he got his role on “Facts of Life.” I would definitely eat fake poo for George Clooney. They are totally eating fake poo in 2 Girls! Come on.
Sarah Larson better thank the heavens every day. A year ago she was serving Jello shots to douchebags in Las Vegas and now she’s fucking George Clooney.
You can see more pictures and parts of the interview at Celebitchy