Danny Noriega: Princess Of The High Seas

March 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Rosie O’Donnell has offered a job to our favorite faux chola, Danny Noriega, on her R Family Cruise to Mexico next week. Rosie said on her blog that she would love him to come out with a friend or his family and perform “Tainted Love.”

She also said that Cyndi Lauper was also set to perform on the cruise and Danny could duet with her. Rosie went on to say, “I think you’re fantastic. And I think you’re a bold and brave and beautiful young man. And I admire you, Danny Noriega. You have an amazing voice. And your hair looks good straight.

That’s the only thing that’s straight on him. Rosie only asked him, because she wants to find out if his ass tastes as good as pussy. Shit, I’m nasty, but you know Danny’s a-hole secretes a little vag juice. Ok, I’ll stop!

Anyway, Danny should only it if he gets to headline. Danny is going to be a big shining star…….on the drag circuit.

VIA People

Thanks Kathryn

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