What Does JLo Have Against JLo?

March 7, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m using an old pic of JLo, because I’ve run out of pregnant pictures and frankly she looks like a cholalicious here. Just a little.

TMZ is reporting that JLo is indeed getting $6 million from People Magazine for pictures of her Dragon Tales twins. She agreed to take the magazine’s money if they would stop calling her JLo.

People reportedly agreed. Let me get this straight. They are giving her a shit load of cash and she’s making demands? JLo is insane and I love it.

JLo also demanded that her husband, Skeletor, shoot the pictures. Can he even be around a flash? I would think a flash from a camera would make him scurry back into his hole.

What does JLo have against JLo anyway? She’s the one who created it! Just for that I’m going to call her JLo until my dying days. JLo…JLo…JLo!! My tombstone will even say “JLo will always be JLo.


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