There’s No Escaping New York

There were rumors that Vh1 was planning to put New York on another reality show and now it’s been confirmed. New York will star in “New York: From Pre-Op to Post-Op.” No, I wish. New York will actually star in a reality show called “New York Goes to Hollywood.” The show will follow the tucked one as she moves to the city of angels and tries to make it into show business.

The press release reads:

“New York has to put her last conquest, Tailor Made, on the backburner as she tries to take on Tinsel Town. She’s moving out west to see if she can climb the Hollywood ladder.”

Climb the Hollywood ladder? That’s a nice way of saying she’s going to be working Santa Monica Blvd. She better practice her tuck, because those Los Angeles johns can be real picky.

When are they going to put New York out of her misery already? What’s next? “New York Gets Married” and “New York Has A Baby.” Oh, silly me. Trannies can’t give birth.