File this under: About as shocking as a Paris Hilton gang bang. Friends of Amy Wino were apparently shocked when they witnessed her pulling a Prince Harry and snorting vodka up her nose. Are these new friends, because I’m pretty sure Wino has done much worse.
Wino was recently out at Bungalow 8 in London when she started playing the “gas chamber” game with friends. A source said, “She was sat next to Kelly and Miquita when she covered one nostril, tilted her head back and sucked the vodka shot down her open nostril through a straw. She threw back her head and reeled in shock and everyone around her looked stunned. She necked the top of the shot and lit the rest with a lighter. Then she grabbed a straw and sucked what was left up her nose.”
Wino didn’t stop there. I guess she wanted her vodka a little shaken, because she asked a friend to teach her the dutty wine dance. The dutty wine dance is where you spin your head super fast. The dance is deadly. At least one person has died from it.
Nothing shocks me about Gargamel Wino anymore. I would probably be knocked out of my chair if I read she turned down booze at a bar. That’s the only thing.
I just don’t understand how she can still snort shit without it spilling all over the table. Her fucking nasal cavity must be like the Grand Canyon. It’s just one big reservoir in there. She eats a sandwich and it comes out of her nose. She snorts vodka and it comes out of her ears. Wino has to plug every hole just to get a decent line in.