Just Because She Can, Doesn’t Mean She Should

March 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Add Keira Knightley to the growing list of bitches who just don’t know their place. KK has announced that she will sing several songs for her new movie “The Edge of Love.” KK said the soundtrack album will feature her singing ‘Blue Tahitian Moon’, ‘Maybe It’s Because I Love You Too Much’ and ‘Drifting And Dreaming‘. Hand me my ear and nose plugs. I need the nose plugs just in case her stank singing has a scent which I’m sure it does.

KK said, “I can’t really sing. I had to have a few lessons, but once I started doing it, a sound emerged that wasn’t too disagreeable.”

Riddle me this. If you really can’t sing, shouldn’t you not sing in public for money?! I know it’s a stupid question, because if that was the case our radio stations would be empty of music.

Disagreeable sounds coming out of you are usually called farts and burps not singing. KK should name her album “Fart Sounds.” Furthermore, bitch can’t act! KK, let’s conquer one talent before trying another.


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