I’m Telling Tony

March 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Mario Lopez took his friend, Eva LongWHORIA, out to lunch yesterday and presented her with a Cartier necklace for her 55th Birthday. That bitch isn’t worth it! I hope Mario pulled a fast one on her and bought that necklace at Claire’s, but put it in a Cartier box. She wouldn’t know the difference.

I also can’t stand Eva’s laugh. I can hear it through the pictures. It sounds like one of those cackling witch dolls. I bet she snorts out mocos when she cackles.

She’s just doing this shit in public, because she wants Tony to get jealous. Methinks he’s too busy screwing other hos!

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