Instead of using a picture of our fallen Danny Noriega, I’ve decided to use one of his gorgeous chola mother. This is probably the last time we will ever see her. That’s probably the hardest pill to swallow.
As you know, Danny was voted out of American Idol last night. I’m still asking for a fucking recount. I will sit there and count that shit myself.
Danny went on Ryan Seacrest’s show on KIIS-FM this morning to talk about his elimination. Ryan asked him about his relationship with Simon Cowell. Ryan asked why he stood up to Simon so much.
Danny, “Because I’m intense and I’m a chola.” This is why I will miss that girl. Although I wouldn’t call her a chola. Not a girl, not yet a chola.
He also said that he believes all the shit posted about him on the Internet had something to do with his elimination. No, I think stupid ass whores that don’t understand his glamour had something to do with him going home.
So long Danny! And here’s one for the road…Danny does not look like Jessica Alba! TMTH!