Who Went Home On American Idol?

March 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Who went home tonight? I won’t spoil it for you even though I really want to. Find out after the jump! Read more

WHAT THE FUCK?! How the hell?! What?! Blasphemy! Hurtful! This must be a bad dream.

So….our main girl, Danny Noriega, was given the boot tonight. I want a recount! Seriously! I don’t know what to say. This feels just like Gore and Bush in Florida all over again. It’s not right.

I just hope his chola mom will get a tear drop tattoo under her eye to commemorate this sad moment in history.

This week I sucked Randy Jackson nuts and only got 2 out of 4 right. The other 3 bitches that were given the boot were that Asia’h, Luke and Kady. Who cares about them! What the hell is Danny going to do now? It’s ok. Danny will get that sex change he’s always wanted and try out again next year as a girl. He’s totally going to win.

Below is Daniella’s tearful goodbye. Why do the gays always play with their fingernails when they are nervous? I bet homegirl was wishing she wore her Lee press-ons for this occasion. More to play with.

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