Two Douchebags Charged

March 6, 2008 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that both Jason Davis and Barron Hilton have been charged. Gummi was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor driving under the influence. He was arrested last Friday after cops found cocaine on him.

Barron Hilton was officially charged with DUI, unlawful use of a license and unlicensed driving. His court date has been set for April 14th. 18-year-old Barron was arrested last month in Malibu.

Great! Two douchebags that are famous because of Paris Hilton are probably going to get off. What a wonderful world. Paris must be so proud.

I’m depressed that Gummi’s mugshot hasn’t been released yet. I can just take a picture of a blob of lard holding a name card and get the same effect.

UPDATE: TMZ reports that Gummi was actually caught with heroin and not cocaine. Ok, I’ve heard of a fat cokehead, but a fat heroin junkie? Gummi is a freak of nature!

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