Summer Belongs To Daddy

March 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Daddy Spears is still the boss of Brit Brit Spears for at least four more months. The Commish ordered that Daddy will remain in control until at least July 31st. Summer belongs to daddy! Daddy has been in charge of Brit’s shit since February 1st. Daddy’s reign as HBIC was set to come to an end on March 10th.

A hearing is still scheduled for that day. A hearing has also been scheduled for March 17th. That hearing is to discuss Osama Lutfi’s drama and the restraining order against him. Can’t wait for that one. Osama is going to get all dramatic and shit. He’s going to be like Madonna in “Body of Evidence.” He’s probably studying her performance for when he takes the stand. You know how the gays love Madonna.

They need to just extend Daddy’s reign until….FOREVER! The minute he loses control is the minute Brit’s tour of chaos starts all over again.

Here’s Brit Brit shopping at Intermix yesterday. At first I thought she was sucking on a condom. Then I thought, Brit doesn’t use condoms! Silly me.

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