Katherine Heigl and her husband, Josh Kelly, were moving the other day when they noticed that the paps kept shooting them. Oh and when I say “they were moving” I meant she made him do all the work. Anyway, they decided to put the paps to work. Josh said, “Katherine and I are moving boxes and furniture into our new house in LA and this gang of photographers were there snapping away at us. So I say to them ‘You guys are just going to sit there taking pictures, making money, while we bust our asses?”
Katherine has a lot of nerve. This is a woman who flipped off the paparazzi the other day. I would have told her to shove that apple up her pasty cooze and to make sure she does it in front of me, so I could take pictures of it and make more money off of her.
And can’t they afford movers?! Katherine is probably a cheap ass bitch and is making her husband do all the moving, so they can save some cash.
P.S. – I love all those gorgeous murals on U-Haul trucks. They should make a calendar out of those.