Having Big Chichis Does Pay Off

March 6, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Meet Japanese bikini model Serena Kozakura. Serena was sentenced to 14 months in jail for destruction of property after she was accused of kicking a hole in her boyfriend’s door and re-entering his apartment after she found another ho there. This bitch is not to be messed with.

The 38-year-old appealed her sentence. During the appeal hearing two dudes claimed they witnessed Serena kick the hole in and crawl through it. Serena claims this is not possible, because there’s no way her big titties could fit through the hole. The hole measured 28.3 inches by 8.7 inches and Serena’s tits measure 40-inches.

She was acquitted of all charges thanks to her enormous chichis!

Serena told reporters, “I was always worried about being a bit fat, but this time I was glad. It was definitely my breasts that won for me today!”

Serena better treat those titties good, because they won her freedom. Below is a video of Serena demonstrating that there’s no way her boobies could get through that hole. Poor Serena even cries in the video. Don’t cry Serena. Your boobies will set you free!

Source: NYDN

Thanks Roberta

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