David Beckham: A Chola’s Wet Dream

David Beckham has been named as the new face for Sharpie. You just know thousands of cholas everywhere are planning to jump Posh, so they can steal her man and a lifetime supply of their favorite lip liner.

The HBIC of Sharpie said, “Like the Sharpie brand, David embodies individuality and creative expression. He is the rare athlete who transcends nationality and sport to command worldwide attention, making him the perfect ambassador for Sharpie marker users who are as passionate about the bold mark of a Sharpie as they are about the colors, variety and almost limitless uses of the product.”

I’m praying Posh will take those free Sharpies and embrace her inner chola. I know it’s there. Here’s hoping we’ll soon see Posh with Sharpie eyebrows and lip liner. On a serious note, why didn’t Sharpie get Ms. Krazie?! Ms. Krazie could have definitely elevated their brand from office tool to daily beauty product.

Since we’re on the topic of cholas, here’s a video every damn bitch and their chola grandma has been sending me.