Cynthia Nixon Talks Lesbo Love

Cynthia Nixon hasn’t really talked much about her 4-year relationship with Christine Marinoni. The two live in Brooklyn together with Cynthia’s two kids. Cynthia ended her relationship with her children’s daddy the same year she hooked up with Christine. Cynthia finally opened up to the media.

Cynthia told OK! Magazine, “I’m in a fantastic relationship. It’s been about four years. I’m in love with [Christine] because she’s her. If she were a man, would I be in love with her? I don’t know. We shop and cook and raise children – we both pitch in.” Christine isn’t a man? Since when?!

Cynthia also said her kids were fine with her coming out, “My son was very little [when it happened], but my daughter has a gay uncle [and her godmothers] are lesbians.”

Unfortunately, Cynthia didn’t divulge any sex tidbits. I’m dying to find out which one is the top. Aha! I told a funny. I think Christine was born with a strap-on. I know what’s keeping Cynthia with Christine. Christine looks like she could suck the pink out of a salmon. Every bulldyke I know claims they are champion eaters. One dirty bulldyke told me she should try out for the National Oyster Eating contest, because she loves it so much. Hear that sound? It’s me gagging.