Another White Oprah Post!

March 6, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s White Oprah day here on Dlisted. What have you done to deserve two White Oprah posts almost back to back? Well, you took a doody this morning and didn’t wipe. I saw you.

Anyway, W.O. spoke to at the premiere of “High School Confidential” about her new reality show. She said they had no choice, because “tabloids and reality shows are not going away. If they know who Ali is as a person, it’s better.”

She went on to say, “We’re doing it, because it’s not going away. We’re going to find a way to navigate through the waters of that, tabloidisim and just try to have a career and be successful. There’s no protection like the old days.”

No choice? I’m surprised she didn’t say Lindsay Lohan had no choice to get nude for a magazine, because the paparazzi were getting pictures of her hooha. White Oprah is amazing. She actually believes the garbage that comes out of her wrinkly lips. She probably practiced that speech in front of her magnificent magnifying mirror.

Michael Lohan was also at the premiere and was looking hot in Bugle Boy jeans. He also talked about the Lohan reality show, “Lindsay is a silver screen star; she’s an actress. I don’t think the reality genre is a place for her and I don’t think she thinks so either.”

Silver screen star? He’s drinking from the same glass as White Oprah. Yeah, reality isn’t the place for her. Porn is!

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