I’m on a roll! Last week, I got 3 out of 4 again. I think this is the week my predictions are going to be all wrong. I smell a surprise elimination. It sorts of smells like Simon’s titty sweat. Predicting what dudes are going home this week was pretty easy. I have no idea what chicks are going home. They should send them all to the dumpster. None of them have a chance in hell. Here’s my picks!
Luke Menard – I don’t know why Luke even waited to hear what the judges had to say after he performed. He should have just headed backstage with his tail between his legs and packed his bags, because he had to know he was toast. If you sing “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” in public and your name is not George Michael you deserve to go-go.
Chikezie – This is a hard one, because I enjoy hearing Ryan Gaycrest say Chikezie’s name every week. Ryan adds that little bit of splash to his name. Unfortunately, Chikezie’s name is the only memorable thing about him.
Kady Malloy – Don’t worry, she’ll have a sex tape by the end of the year.
Kristy Lee Cook – Or Kristy Lee COCK as I like to call her. Not only should she be voted out for butchering a Journey song, but she should be slapped as well. You don’t fuck up Journey!
There’s my picks. I’m happy as long as Daniella Noriega stays. I’m still waiting for the night he takes the stage in full drag. Yeah, what am I saying? He takes the stage in full drag now.