The Perfect Party Trick!

March 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino’s rep blamed her swollen and bruised cheek on impetigo. The Sun thinks otherwise. They said Wino went all hardcore and stubbed a ciggie on her cheek. Wino was smoking in a restaurant when a waitress told her three times that smoking wasn’t allowed. After the waitress gave her a third warning, Wino looked her in the eye and stubbed out her Marlboro Light on her cheek.

A witness said, “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror. The waitress covered her mouth in shock and just walked off to tell the manager. It was a shocking sight.”

Shocking? I would have gave her a standing ovation and put a dollar in her cup. That bitch is hardcore. She should show off that trick in a Quentin Tarantino movie.

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