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March 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Keith Richards has been named as one of the new wrinkly faces of Louis Vuitton. The 64-year-old stars in an ad campaign that launched this month. A spokeswhore for LV said, “Keith Richards is timeless and ageless. He’s lean and mean and he’s still current.”

Ageless?! Did that bitch say this was a straight face? His face looks like a block of wood.

Keith will donate the money he made from the campaign to Al Gore’s Climate Project.

Keith better look over his contract again. I think Louis Vuitton has more in mind. They probably want to turn HIM into a limited-edition Louis Vuitton bag. I mean, you can’t find that kind of leather anymore.

Below is a billboard from Keith’s new ad campaign.

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