Keith Richards has been named as one of the new wrinkly faces of Louis Vuitton. The 64-year-old stars in an ad campaign that launched this month. A spokeswhore for LV said, “Keith Richards is timeless and ageless. He’s lean and mean and he’s still current.”
Ageless?! Did that bitch say this was a straight face? His face looks like a block of wood.
Keith will donate the money he made from the campaign to Al Gore’s Climate Project.
Keith better look over his contract again. I think Louis Vuitton has more in mind. They probably want to turn HIM into a limited-edition Louis Vuitton bag. I mean, you can’t find that kind of leather anymore.
Below is a billboard from Keith’s new ad campaign.