No! No! No!

March 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Patrick Swayze has cancer and only has 5 weeks to live. I know. That sentence almost made me fly out of my seat. The National Enquirer claims Patrick has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer that has spread to other organs.

Patrick has been receiving chemotherapy at Stanford University’s cancer center in Palo Alto, CA. Doctors were able to shrink a tumor, but it’s still not enough.

A source said, “He was told he could have two more treatments, but his cancer was not responding. In short – they held out little hope for a cure. It’s time to start praying for a miracle.”

Be right back! I have to go pray for a miracle. I’m going to put “She’s Like The Wind” on repeat and chant “Nobody puts Patrick in a corner” over and over again. This can’t be true.

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