Kiki Dunst is reportedly keeping busy in rehab. Yeah, she’s probably going to meetings, crying in meetings and all that, but InTouch Magazine reports she’s also getting her floppy pussy eaten. They don’t put it that bluntly, but they claim she’s found love in rehab. That’s smart, because rehab relationships really last.
A source said, “The staff has asked the two to separate more than enough. She sits on his lap while smoking cigarettes.” Kiki’s new mystery man even asked his mommy to send Kiki flowers.
Kiki is currently at Cirque Lodge in Utah. This is the same joint where Lindsay Lohan found true love. We all know how that ended.
In even hotter Kiki news, she’s reportedly leaving Hollywood. Yes! Yes! Star Magazine reports that Lindsay will leave Hollywood forever after she gets out of rehab. A source said, “When she first came to the Cirque, she said she was planning to leave Hollywood. If she feels that Hollywood holds too many temptations, then maybe she should go in another direction. One thing is for sure — Kirsten’s got a lot of demons to conquer. But she’s determined to win.”
Those aren’t demons. It’s just gas. I think Kiki should leave Hollywood. This is the best thing I have heard all morning. She should take her new rehab love, move to Greenland, smoke pot all day and play with their fat bellies. This is the life Kiki was meant to live.