Janet, Janet, Janet
March 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
I think screwing Troll Dupri is messing with Janet Jackson’s brains. Troll dick is hazardous to your style. She needs to not only fire her stylist, but she needs to cut his ass. Who told her that Mariah Carey circa 1990 hair looked hot?
She probably borrowed that lycra mess from LaToya Jackson. I will say that I’m digging her chola lips. She needed to take it to the next level by using a Sharpee for lip liner. Next time, Janet.
Oh and Janet’s album is #1 this week. Time to celebrate. Hopefully, she won’t celebrate by riding troll dick, because her brains have been through enough.
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