Dirty Couple Alert?

March 5, 2008 / Posted by:

OK! Magazine thinks Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey might be a new couple. A source saw them “cozying up” to each other at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. The witness said, “They were sharing a seat and sitting very, very close. It was probably the oddest couple I’ve ever seen.”

Sitting close and now they are a couple?! It’s not like he was finger banging her, they were just sitting close. Imagine if you were romantically linked to everyone you sat close to? You would look like a major slut! Well, you look like a slut anyway, but you know….

I hope they are a couple, because I like these two together. They have the same hair, they are both batshit crazy and they look like they could use a bath or two. Perfect match!

My favorite dirty birdy story about Parker Posey is the one about her dog shitting in its carrier on a flight. Parker ran to the bathroom to wipe her dog’s ass and almost got arrested, because dog’s aren’t allowed in the bathrooms. That pretty much sums her up.

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