Shit Happens

March 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Lily Allen was out partying last night and she came out of the club to find her new BMW busted up. Lily later took to her MySpace and blamed the paps for smashing up her window.

She wrote:

If you see photos in the press or online of my car window being “smashed by vandals”, I just want you to know that it was one of the many paparazzi who were following us who did it. There were so many of them hassling us that it is difficult to say which one of them did it but i had to leap in a taxi to get away from them, my friend Emily had to get into the car which was covered in broken glass and drive it away. It was a scary situation and i want people to know that it was totally their fault and that the whole situation has angered and upset me. Emily got cut from sitting on the broken glass and we are both horrified that people could behave in this way and get away with it.

Just buy a new one and move on. I love that she made her friend drive her smashed up car.

This is what happens when you have a car. When I lived in Los Angeles, this shit would happen to me all the time. One time, bitches busted up my car window and stole like 3 porn videos I had just bought. They didn’t take the car radio, but they took my porn. Rude. That’s a low blow without the happy ending.

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