Sam Wants Britney To Take The Stand

March 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Sam Lutfi is reportedly going to fight the restraining order against him by putting Britney on the stand. Oh please let this happen and let them broadcast it live on every channel. Actually, put that shit in the movie theaters. I want to see it on the big screen.

OK! Magazine
reports that Sam has contacted Brit through a third-party and asked her to help him fight the order. Sam reportedly said, “I am going to call Britney to the stand so she can tell the world how I was helping her. I am innocent. I am Britney’s friend and would never hurt her.

Sam’s spokeswhore said he does intend to fight it. “Sam is a good guy who does not agree with this restraining order.”

Sam will fight it out in court on March 17th. Sam will allege that he didn’t drug Brit and that she had access to drugs from other visitors that came to the house.

I think Sam is taking the same shit he drugged Britney with. If he gets Britney on the stand, he better bring a shit load of Frapps and Cheetos to tempt her with. He can shake them at her eyes while she testifies and she’ll say anything he wants. Hypnotized by the Frapp!

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