Paris’ Shaman Is A Sham

March 4, 2008 / Posted by:

On Saturday night in West Hollywood, Paris Hilton brought a Shaman to a popular restaurant where he blessed her in front of all the paps and everyone else. TMZ reports that her Shaman is a fake and a phoney. The dude’s real name is Maxie Santillan and he’s an actor. He’s been in “Pirates of the Caribbean” and “Mutant Vampire Zombies From The Hood.” All the classics.

He also has a MySpace.

Is Paris smart enough to put this little publicity stunt together or is she the one that got snowed by Maxie? Snowed, but not in the way she’s used to. She probably staged this little “spiritual awakening” for her new shitty reality show. Maxie can add “Paris’ bitch” to his list of his credits.

I knew this shit had to be fake. There’s no way a real holy man would get near that skank. That’s like dancing with the devil.

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