JLo Is Truly Outrageous

March 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Truly, truly outrageous! Whoooah JLo! Anyway, I’m done with that. That Jem! song is really the best ever. OK! So JLo has reportedly hired a full security team for her Dragon Tales twins. She didn’t stop there. She also hired a color therapist and a masseuse just for her babies.

A source said, “She has employed a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week and is also superparanoid about hygiene. The twins’ wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate room, so they don’t contaminate the babies’ area.”

She also ordered 600-thread cotton sheets for them, diamond rattles and two ponies.

Mommie Dearest anyone? With all these stories of JLo’s outrageous gifts for her babies, I better see them in some couture shit when she finally brings them outside. Seriously, they better be wearing some Louboutins and Chanel couture onesies. I bet you Versace is making their diapers.

Only JLo would allow some stranger to fondle her babies. Babies do not need massages! That will only push the vomit and diarrhea out even more.


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